2:19 PM

Johnson - Round 1

The Johnsons are:

Abby Johnson, Adult Knowledge Sim, 2nd LTW Become Game Designer
Jared Johnson, Adult Fortune Sim, LTW Become Criminal Mastermind

Jared wants to be a Criminal Mastermind! Sweet. He's got the hair and tats for it.

Thanks to Abby's time trying to fulfill her LTW at the asylum, she's racked up enough aspiration reward points to totally max out her benefits panel. When I rolled a second aspiration for her, she got knowledge again, so yay, say hello to annoying grilled cheese sim #1 for Strangetown.

Now that she's maxed all of her skills, she wants to be a game designer. Not what I would have guessed, but go for it, chica!

Oh look at that, Jared, you've got a natural talent for crime. Congrats?

Abby and Jared love their new kitchen because I tell them to. It's fabulous. Note the forced grilled cheese meal thanks to Abby's newest obsession.

Aw, they are so cute. And also trying for baby. Abby hopes the fancy clothes will get her new hubby in the mood.

And there's no rest for the weary. The next morning, she's up looking for a job in her field. No such luck today, so she seeks out her hubby.

Abby> "So Jared, there's this perfect moment, you know? When the bread is medium brown and crispy and buttery and the cheese is just melted enough to be gooey without leaking out the sides..."

Jared> "I swear to god, Abby, if you say "gooey enough to leak out the sides" one more time, I'm leaving you!

Despite the horrifying imagery, Jared snags another promotion. Good job, breadwinner! About time you stopped mooching off your formerly crazy wife.

Screw you, greedy boss! Next time, we'll just lie to you.

But at least you didn't deny my boy his well-deserved promotion. Jared, that hair does not go with that suit at all.

Abby, do you really think that's a wise decision?

Abby> "Come on, I've been abducted before. It's not like it's a big deal. Why do I have this power if not to use it? I want to test the effects of melted cheese on aliens."

Well, now you've gone and done it.

Not so fun looking when there's a space shuttle ready to suck you into the bowels, is it?

Don't give me that look. You brought this on yourself.

*Six Hours Later*

Watch that first step, it's a doozy.

He didn't even miss you when you were gone, you know. Don't be fooled by that enthusiasm.

Abby and Jared weren't having any luck in the baby-making arena, so I let them adopt a dog. Webster's cute and needs a home.

Poor little guy was starving!!

So he's dumb and lazy and messy. At least he's sweet!


Awww X2. He loves his mama and his mama's bed.

It must be gratitude for being adopted off the street, but Webster follows Abby and Jared everywhere.

He'll only sleep in his dog house when neither of them are in bed. Sweet little guy.

That's it for the first round of the Johnsons. Stay tuned for Julie.


Liz said...

ROFL at the grilled cheese convo! I love these kiddies it made me so happy to see that you had updated their life after the asylum :) Webster is a cute little guy sleeping on the bed w/ them.

SK said...

Haha I kind of like this style of blogging a lot. It allows me to be funnier. I'm happy to be back with these kids too. It should be fun to blog them prosperity style without actually having to keep tally of everything. :p